Limericks--By Gerald Heyder--United States

Limericks

Meet Moe the private detective

who is truly ineffective,

he wouldn’t know a clue

if it stuck to his shoe

so he’s called the “eye” that’s defective.

Joe bought a big fancy boat

with a hefty check he wrote.

It bounced like a ball

and that’s not all,

Joe’s big boat doesn’t float!

Let us pity poor Paul

who is simply no athlete at all,

try as he might

he can’t get a strike

using a square bowling ball.

Gerald Heyder is a published poet from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.