There Once Was A...
From bad to verse
There once was a friar with stave
Overseeing a holy enclave ...
With a wag of the chin
At confessions of sin
He absolved wicked whims and forgave
There once was a monk with a wave
Who desired a head with a shave ...
Well, the barber was such
That she cut far too much
To create a corona concave
There once was a man in the nave,
Although pious, he couldn't behave ...
Well, his name was maligned,
But he paid it no mind,
Being simply a sinner to save
Terry O’Leary defines himself as "A physicist lacking gravity...".